Hair. Height. Hyperbole.

The first thing you should know is that our relationship is built on a lie. My real name isn't Jack. It's actually John. I know, it's weird to have a nickname that's the same amount of letters as the original, but it wasn't my idea, so let's just go with it.

I'm a versatile copywriter hungry for the next challenge. I've crafted ideas for brands like CVS, Gulf States Toyota, Ken's Foods, Sweet Baby Ray's, Flooring America, Carpet One, Raymarine, Foster Grant, Bob Evans, Hannaford and LogMeIn.

My creativity is fueled by brands that inspire me, coworkers that challenge me and soup. I'm mostly fueled by soup.

That's pretty much it for me right now. What's up with you?